guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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