I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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