If i come over, it means nothing
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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