worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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