I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
