I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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