she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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