Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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