when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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