That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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