we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Two words: nipple clamps
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