these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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