He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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