I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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