I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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