Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
