Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Blood and glitter go together right?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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