FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Fuck appropriateness.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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