Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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