Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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