i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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