thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
