It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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