Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
