he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When are your genitals available?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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