walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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