I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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