Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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