Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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