i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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