ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
farters have to be the big spoon...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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