Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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