your parents love me but you hate me
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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