Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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