I hate your face
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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