she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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