Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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