Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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