I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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