worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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