he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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