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Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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