Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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