do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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