no. you can't hotbox the world.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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