his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize