i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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