Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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