this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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