Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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