Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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