I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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