you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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