oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
All I want is dick and wine.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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