well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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