i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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